ABOUT LAZARUS...

For as long as he could remember, the lake has been his home; they don't remember where they came from. This loneliness has deeply impacted their ability to socialize. When it sees a person it wants to become friends with, they will not approach, they learned that lesson the hard way. They watch from afar, hoping someone will be brave enough to approach him first.

In recent years, it's become harder for them to muster up the courage to leave the water to do anything but scavenge for trinkets. They got their hands on a news paper, and on the front page was a picture of it. Above the image shouted in bold, black letters, "THEYNGLER FISH, NOT JUST A HOAX?" They have since shut themselves in deeper, and in an attempt to remedy this he has made friends with the occasional corpse that gets dumped into the water.

He is happiest when listening to other people share their interest, and even happier when sharing his own! He is a big collector of the old things people throw away. He has a huge crush on Dangeresque's actor, Strong Bad, and keeps a poster of the third movie's premier on the wall of their room.